You are Persian if (Part 2)
by S. J. Tavakoli · February 2, 2021
Oct 8, 2015
1- You have 2 giant PILLARS in front of your house. You can always detect a Persian house from a mile away. The house can be Spanish, Tudor, Georgian or American Colonial style, it doesn’t matter. It has to have 2 giant pillars in front
2- You spend 45 minutes getting ready BEFORE you go to the gym. Makeup, hair, Chanel sneakers…the whole nine yards
3- There is a ‘GLASS’ cup of tea in your car’s cup holder. Americans: Travel mug, Persians: glass cup
4- You hate going to the end of the line. American lines get long, Persian lines get wide. You always find someone you know in the line and it doesn’t matter if you hate them or even know them that well; as long as you don’t have to stand at the end of the line
5- Your living room looks like a museum filled with Victorian style furniture, covered with ‘clear plastic’
6- Persian BUFFET lines do not move. People eat right there at the line…they hate to go to the line again for refills. American guests usually go home hungry
7-When you have 10 guests at your house, if you don’t have enough food for at least 30 people, you’re either cheap or not Persian.