You are Persian if (Part 1)

Sep 30, 2015

1- You wear dark sunglasses and a hat when you shop at Ross or 99 cent only stores.

2- When you quit smoking, you really just quit ‘buying’ cigarettes. You got friends…you end up smoking even more.

3- At your house, nothing bothers you more than having lights on in an empty room. But when you have guests, every single light is on.

4- When an invitation says 8:00 sharp, it means start getting ready at 8:30 and get there around 10:15.

5- A 400 person wedding is considered a small cozy event and you call them cheap bastards.

6- You’re not Iranian, you are ‘Persian’…sometimes Italian, depending on how attractive the person is.

7- Japanese cars are only for our kids and parents. We only drive German…

8- Gift Giving: the richer the recipient, the more expensive the gift.

9- Seeking Advice: The richer the person, the wiser they are.