An Open Letter to My Hair (RIP)
Hair, we had a beautiful thing going you and I. We were together for years and years. I called you Curly and hugged you and pet you and squeezed you, and pat you and...
Category: Humor
7 Differences Between Men & Women
1-In arguments, women have the memory of a sponge, men Teflon 2-Women can watch TV without the remote control (IDK how) 3-Men actually see the “Low Fuel” light in the car 4-Men pay parking...
My Top 10 Reasons To Have Kids
10-To network with your kids friend’s rich parents 9-Halloween candy, duh 8-You’re just flat-out lazy to get something, ask them 7-Your back itches or your neck-hair needs trimming 6-You get to finish off their...
Aging
Getting close to the age where having enough toilet paper, no actually needing toilet paper is the highlight of the day and our conversations have shifted from frontal movements (sex) to bowel movements. We...
Why?!
Why do kids have to sit in the back of the car until they’re like 13 years old? 13, exactly the age when they don’t want to be seen with us anymore. Wouldn’t it...