7 Differences Between Men & Women

1-In arguments, women have the memory of a sponge, men Teflon

2-Women can watch TV without the remote control (IDK how)

3-Men actually see the “Low Fuel” light in the car

4-Men pay parking tickets before it triples on DMV registration

5-If women cheat, everyone blames the husband because “he’s an asshole…he drove her to it”; if men cheat it’s because…he’s an asshole

6-Men-cleavage…never, ever, ever sexy, never

7-Men looking at younger girls: perverts; women looking at younger boys: cougars, young at heart, bahal…