My Top 10 Reasons To Have Kids

10-To network with your kids friend’s rich parents

9-Halloween candy, duh

8-You’re just flat-out lazy to get something, ask them

7-Your back itches or your neck-hair needs trimming

6-You get to finish off their plates after lunch, dinner…

5-You get to use the “no babysitter” card

4-Get to post their pics on FB or IG for “For-Sure” likes

3-Fart in public & get to blame them

2-Love, company, pride, joy, family name…blah blah blah

And the number one reason to have kids:

1-When you’re sitting on the toilet & realize you don’t have toilet paper or worst yet, your cell phone!!!