Top 10 Benefits of Covid
10- Don’t have to go to your in-laws on Shabbat…just ask them to leave the gondi outside the door 9- You don’t have to buy toilet paper for the next 15 years 8- You...
Author: S. J. Tavakoli
My 12 Observations On People
1- Truly confident people in general don’t argue. They know that they know and don’t try to prove they’re right all the time. 2- Truly intelligent people never make you feel dumb. 3- Honest...
My Dictionary…
1-ANxious=When you really really really have to poop 2-ANxiety=When you realize you don’t have toilet paper 3-DepressANt=Foods that make you constipated 4-DIEt=As in I’ll die if I don’t have rice or bread or kabob…...
An Open Letter to My Hair (RIP)
Hair, we had a beautiful thing going you and I. We were together for years and years. I called you Curly and hugged you and pet you and squeezed you, and pat you and...
10 Year Birthday (Stem Cell)
Yes, I’m literally 10 years old I remember every face, every expression of every friend and family in the room that day, standing side by side holding hands, looking at me with those anxious...
I Aspire
I refuse to be swayed by mob-mentality I will be the shepherd, not the sheep I will not blindly follow I will keep my independence I will read the entire article, not just the...
The Rain
Rain drops a plenty Glass is half-full Greener pastures Flowers bloom Empty rivers now overflow Everything’s brighter Some go outside Dancing singing splashing in puddles Rain drops are pouring The sun is hiding...
7 Differences Between Men & Women
1-In arguments, women have the memory of a sponge, men Teflon 2-Women can watch TV without the remote control (IDK how) 3-Men actually see the “Low Fuel” light in the car 4-Men pay parking...
I Have A Dream
I have a dream that character becomes as essential as oxygen I have a dream that religious beliefs are not used to discriminate I have a dream that different opinions are welcomed not ridiculed...
My Top 10 Reasons To Have Kids
10-To network with your kids friend’s rich parents 9-Halloween candy, duh 8-You’re just flat-out lazy to get something, ask them 7-Your back itches or your neck-hair needs trimming 6-You get to finish off their...